Definitions by malarky2020
G.R.O.S.S.
G.R.O.S.S. is an anti-girl club, as popularized by Calvin & Hobbes. The name is an acronym that stands for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS
Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls. Calvin and Hobbes are its only members, and they sometimes plan missions to do so.
Look for local chapters of G.R.O.S.S. now forming in a neighbourhood near you.
Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls. Calvin and Hobbes are its only members, and they sometimes plan missions to do so.
Look for local chapters of G.R.O.S.S. now forming in a neighbourhood near you.
o Calvin: "I've got it! We'll call our club G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy Girls! That way, Susie Derkins can't join!"
o Hobbes: "Is she slimy?"
o Calvin: "All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officiers."
o Hobbes: "I get to be president! I get to be president!"
o Calvin: "Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president."
o Hobbes: "Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant."
o Calvin: "Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!"
o Hobbes: "Is she slimy?"
o Calvin: "All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officiers."
o Hobbes: "I get to be president! I get to be president!"
o Calvin: "Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president."
o Hobbes: "Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant."
o Calvin: "Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!"
G.R.O.S.S. by malarky2020 October 5, 2009
g-bomb
Rebuffing a woman's advances by discussing details of your life that include your girlfriend (or significant other), in order to tactlessly let her know that you are in a committed relationship.
Each specific mention of the girlfriend (or significant other) is known as "dropping the g-bomb"
Each specific mention of the girlfriend (or significant other) is known as "dropping the g-bomb"
Cameron - Man those those hot bitches were all over us last night. The triplets kept begging me to take them home.
Gary - No kidding holmes; you were dropping the g-bomb like every 10 seconds. Yo you need to lose that dog-ass ball and chain and all her baggage; get in the game son.
Cameron - My daughter has Down syndrome Gary, and Sarah is an excellent provider. If you talk about either of them that way again, I'll rip your throat out.
Gary - No kidding holmes; you were dropping the g-bomb like every 10 seconds. Yo you need to lose that dog-ass ball and chain and all her baggage; get in the game son.
Cameron - My daughter has Down syndrome Gary, and Sarah is an excellent provider. If you talk about either of them that way again, I'll rip your throat out.
g-bomb by malarky2020 October 5, 2009
amaterialistic
Holding materialism and conspicuous consumption in very low regard. Pronounced "A-materialistic", like "asexual". Because "antimaterialism" was taken (it means something religious).
Doug - There are plenty of great women out there, but I just can't take a woman seriously if I see she has Coach shoes, or if she has Prada or D&G sunglasses.
Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.
Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.
Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.
Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.
amaterialistic by malarky2020 October 1, 2009
Siberian headlock
The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.
Siberian headlock by malarky2020 September 26, 2009
newsonlyposter
Perjorative term for a casual listener of heavy metal music, who reveal their narrow taste in music through limited knowledge of the most talented bands in the genre. As used on the Lambgoat.com news boards.
Battle Of Mice calls it quits
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
Thursday, September 03, 2009
little_alex_fts - ...who????
Topher - Who is this???
theblackhole - if you are saying "who?" you really missed out.
prettymetal - newsonlyposters can rot in hell
Diabolical - Impending Doom is stoked!
Cannibal_Hannibal - Emmure should be on this
newsonlyposter by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
no care ever
An expression of disinterest, as popularized by the Lambgoat.com message and news boards. Further popularized in Skynet, by The Acacia Strain.
Samael forced to sit out Moonspell tour
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
timxantihero - first post. no care ever.
xthrowdownx - IMPENDING DOOM IS STOKED!
composed - meshuggah did it.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
timxantihero - first post. no care ever.
xthrowdownx - IMPENDING DOOM IS STOKED!
composed - meshuggah did it.
no care ever by malarky2020 September 22, 2009
Touch
Grace & style. Deriving the greatest amount of benefit from the least amount of effort. Dedication to quality, not flash. That which elevates an action artistically, and separates a performance from that of a technically proficient caveman.
1. Eric Clapton, Slash, and Joe Satriani have touch. Steve Vai does not. George Harrison's lack of touch is particularly evident on Revolution, where he sounds like a dying cat.
2. Jet Li has touch; he always looks like he is moving very slowly, even when he is moving very fast. Jackie Chan cavemans it; he always looks like he is at the the very limit of his ability.
3. Peter Line has touch.
4. Most new rock climbers have no touch, especially muscular guys; they caveman routes and burn themselves out, while the more experience women outclimb them easily.
2. Jet Li has touch; he always looks like he is moving very slowly, even when he is moving very fast. Jackie Chan cavemans it; he always looks like he is at the the very limit of his ability.
3. Peter Line has touch.
4. Most new rock climbers have no touch, especially muscular guys; they caveman routes and burn themselves out, while the more experience women outclimb them easily.
Touch by malarky2020 September 16, 2009