madamasselle's definitions

dweed

a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. It remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.

"Eww, I just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?"

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Snowball

the act of spitting semen into another's mouth, usually the ejaculators mouth.

"Ok baby, after I blow in your mouth I want you to snowball me,k?"

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

mug

Referring to one or someone else's face

"That g has got an ugly mug."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

charger

See shitslap

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

dumbass

1. Individuals not properly educated or familiar with the various and correct uses of words like your and you're or their, there, and they're
2. Often a person or people who define another person or group of people as stupid, either in print or speech, and simultaneously misuse or misspell various words in their descriptions.
3. George W. Bush

1. Your pretty ugly (correct usage would be, You're pretty ugly)

2. Thim dumassses is dumbb to pepoles like us god-perceiving. (I need not comment on the ineptitude of a state like this).

3. 'Dubya' speaks for himself.

by Madamasselle March 9, 2004

wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003