madamasselle's definitions

mug

Referring to one or someone else's face

"That g has got an ugly mug."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Bushonics

A neologistic vernacular form of American English as it is spoken from the present President of the United States. This can possibly be attributed to a history of rampant and unchecked alcohol and substance abused (marijuana, cocaine) or being dropped on his head at a young age. If American english was spoken in patois this would be it.
See Bushisms,Bush-speak,Bush-talk,Bush-babble.

Misunderestimate, Interpercepted, axis of evil,revisionist historians, suiciders.

by Madamasselle July 15, 2003

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

Snowball

the act of spitting semen into another's mouth, usually the ejaculators mouth.

"Ok baby, after I blow in your mouth I want you to snowball me,k?"

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

dweed

a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. It remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.

"Eww, I just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?"

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

axis of evil

Any single or group of people in any given region at any given time who disagrees with anything the current administration says or does. This notion can change from time to time since the current president is so prone to giving contradicting reports and using incorrect words to convey his meaning. See 'shitlist'.

All naysayers of Bush who live on I Street are a part of the axis of evil. In fact, anything that anyone says about me thats bad is part of my axis of evil.

by Madamasselle July 15, 2003