mackyaj's definitions
by mackyaj November 9, 2021
Get the tomozzazmug. Internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your arse.
by mackyaj January 14, 2017
Get the typewipermug. An expression of extreme disgust or dislike that involves contorting the face and turning away from the cause.
Upon sipping the rich Imperial Porter, Paul could not help but make the face of Blythe as he ejaculated "that tastes like war crime evidence".
by mackyaj May 31, 2018
Get the face of blythemug. by mackyaj July 23, 2018
Get the Dougalmug. A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.
In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.
The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.
The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
by mackyaj December 28, 2024
Get the to bless the rains down in Africamug. Derogatory term for any type of beer: larger, ale, stout, IPA etc. Normally used in a condescending manner by those who consider themselves superior owing to their choice of non-beer beverage.
"I can't believe you're still drinking that liquid bread", sniffed the divine Ms Russell haughtily as she arsed another half pint of Pinot Grigio. "Don't you know that beer is full of calories whereas my wine makes me fantastically interesting and intelligent? For instance, I'm able to constructively critique quantum physics theorem or suggest complex improvements to Apple operating systems."
by mackyaj October 13, 2018
Get the Liquid Breadmug. quarantine + hotel. During the Covid-19 pandemic, passengers arriving in certain countries will be placed in hotels during their quarantine. Used as a measure to control population movements and to ensure testing is rigorous.
I hear Tim got lucky with his quotel - he had a balcony and air-con. I got stuck in a 1 star quotel, with bed bugs!
by mackyaj November 5, 2020
Get the quotelmug.