mac's definitions

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005

dilznic

The Penile in the 2nd or 3rd person

Man she acts like she don't recognize... put da Dliznic on her she'll be singin an octive higher

by Mac February 7, 2003

Locomotion

To start movement after all movement has ceased, usually used while driving an automobile.

"Come on people! Let's do the locomotion!"

by Mac May 28, 2003

jabooty

informal for a person from Dijibouti, the country in Africa.

He is a jabooty, born and raised

by mac March 6, 2005

omglolwtf

Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "Laughing out loud." followed by Blank Confusion/Crude Amazement, "What the fuck?"

You are playing some sort of counter-strike like game. A friend of yours, or just someone you know, leaps over someone else's head(omg), looks down(lol), and plants a killing shot in his face(wtf?).

by mac May 2, 2004