mac's definitions

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

dapun

When proceeded by "charles" it refers to the warm, juicy crevace between a female's legs, also known as a vagina.

Man, that charles dapun smelled like a britni danus buffet.

by Mac September 24, 2003

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003

ayayay

Expression of anxiety and a wish to make peace, used often when a fight breaks out.

"Ayayay.... caaaalm doooown"

by Mac September 3, 2004

Cake

an abundance of money, currency

Yo, this kid is makin cake at his new job.
I just cashed my check and i'm cakin'.

by Mac February 19, 2005

Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.

After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break

by mac September 13, 2004