Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

wine

A white or red liquid containing alcohol that is usually found in the cabinet in a glass bottle. Once indulged, one might do things he might normally not do, and have a great time doing it.

I got hammered on wine all last night at the party and then drove my SUV through the mall. It was fucking great.

by Mac December 03, 2003

ayayay

Expression of anxiety and a wish to make peace, used often when a fight breaks out.

"Ayayay.... caaaalm doooown"

by Mac September 03, 2004

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003

Relik

aaaaahaaaaaaaaa HE'S THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Relik is our God!

by Mac December 12, 2003

Hot lunch

This involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake: Hence a "Hot Lunch" Simple really.

Mac: "Hey Soph, You wanna have a Hot Lunch today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

by Mac October 13, 2004

frostdude

noun;

a total n00b.
Someone who worships tiesto.
Someone who listens to too much radio, IDing every track.

"Can i join this powerpost group"
"omfg tijs is a ch00nmaster

by mac April 28, 2004