Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004

ape escape

1.A freshman in ridgefield high school
im not sure what his name is but he looks like monkey
2.A dirty nigger who looks like he escaped from a zoo
3.WHITE POWER

DUDE look at that ape escape over there

by Mike April 07, 2005

venosta

freakin ghost town in Canadia.

Venosta is the best place in the world.

by Mike November 24, 2004

shiznit

a word porplexing the relativity that something else is "awesome"

amy is the shiznit, i met her not that long ago, but she is.

by mike May 13, 2005

Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 06, 2004