mE's definitions

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

Blackbeard

The act of shitting in your hand, placing your penis on their shoulder like a bird, and smearing the feces on their face as if it were a beard.

"He was fast asleep. I could've blackbearded him so bad."

by Me February 18, 2004

wapanese

Wapanese
adj.

Of or relating to any people of Anglo-Saxon decent who, by self-declaration, are pure Japanese.

Wapanese
n.

1. Any person who declares him or herself Japanese without any relation to Japan or the continent of Asia.
2. An individual of Anglo-Saxon decent who declares him or herself pure Japanese after watching a 10 hour Pokemon marathon.
3. Any individual with an unhealthy obsession with Japanese culture without a reasonable amount of knowledge about Japan.

Billy, the Wapanese, proudly declared himself an otaku after watching twenty-four hours of Evangelion and learning how to write "watashi" in romanji.

by me February 21, 2004

chemical imbalance

When the chemicals that were inhaled through one nostril, out-weigh the other nostril. This causes a chemical imbalance in the head.

He only railed one line but decided to do a second one on the other side because he felt a chemical imbalance.

by me February 22, 2004

kewstoke

small village near Bristol with a fifth generation gene pool of 2

first cousins is a distant marriage

by me February 22, 2004

pokemaniac

someone over the age of 13 who like pokemon a little to much

the pokemaniac whould not shut up about pikachu

by me February 28, 2004

the system

The government, the police, or any other unconquerable authority figure.

Kobe aint guilty, he's just a victim of the system.

It's the system...they be out to get us black people.

by Me February 28, 2004