shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

by max May 16, 2005

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 22, 2009

Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity

You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA

by Max February 09, 2004

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 20, 2004

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 24, 2004

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max January 05, 2006