mAx's definitions

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005

Autopsy

Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street

I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 24, 2005

rectum chew

Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh

Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!

by Max February 24, 2005

Nightmare on Elm Street

An act that is remotely sexual in nature involving a man and an asian prostitute. The afformentioned man orders a prostitute, hits her in the face with a shovel, and proceeds to chop her into small cubes, which he then rubs all over his body while masterbating.

I gave that bitch a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 23, 2005

nightcap

An act of a sexual nature usually performed after a steller date, involving the male punching the female in the face and proceding to deficate in her face just as she regains consciousness.

i gave her the wettest nightcap ever!

by Max February 22, 2005

cuddy

a cuddy is a camero, often an older model

yo, that '69 cuddy is hot

by max February 22, 2005

Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

by Max February 22, 2005