Definitions by m0r1arty

warm towel

Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.

Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.

Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"

Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."

warm towel by m0r1arty January 4, 2008

dahling 

A term of faux endearment said from one person to another. Usually said either because the person saying it does not know who they are talking to or used to fit into a certain social group. Usually associated with media types.

This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.

Person A -"Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future!"

Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"

Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.

dahling by m0r1arty November 23, 2006

Jamp 

A past term verb indicating when something was jumped over. Used candidly now to refer to TV series, films and celebrities last finest moment. (Eytm - Jump The Shark circa 1995)

I think the TV show Enterprise jamp at the opening credits.

Cruise jamp when he dumped Kidman.

It's a shame the Fonz jamp that shark.

Jamp by m0r1arty June 11, 2006

Pictify 

To take a word or term and recreate them using photographs or images.

Well I see a picture of a woman cutting her grass. The same picture and then a picture of a young sheep. what does this pictify?

Mo Mowlam.

Pictify by m0r1arty May 18, 2006

johnny fived it 

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

johnny fived it by m0r1arty April 6, 2006

eggbaskefy 

To act as if a foregone conclusion is in motion without any evidence so suggest so (etymology: 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket')

The interview went really well, but I'm not going to eggbaskefy it!!

eggbaskefy by m0r1arty June 5, 2005

gallus 

The sense of aroggance and style shown when attempting a social climbing feat

"See him? he thinks he's pure gallus"

gallus by m0r1arty May 31, 2005