lyndal's definitions

Portagutter

How South Australians generally pronounce the name of the city of Port Augusta. It apparently started with Aboriginal people not being able to pronounce the name correctly.

"Hey brudda, you from Portagutter or Adelaide?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

brudda

Australian Aboriginal pronunciation of "brother", which they copied from Afro-Americans.

"Hey brudda, see you taking the kids for a walk today."

by lyndal June 21, 2007

Westies

People who live in the western suburbs of Sydney, but specifically referring to ferals.

Some of those Westies from Blacktown are real ferals!

by lyndal June 21, 2007

sewer rat

A plumber, especially one that specialises in unblocking toilets.

Poor old Dave, he works as a sewer rat. But hey, he gets paid good money for it!

by lyndal June 21, 2007

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

neat freak

As well as liking their house to be permanently clean, a neat freak likes to have every element of their life tidy and in order. Unlike people with OCD neat freaks do not repetitively and obsessively clean things but they also can get upset when something is out of order because order equals control, hence security.

Jill is such a neat freak! She cleans her house thoroughly every day and also irons all her kids' clothes. They always look clean and tidy.

by lyndal June 21, 2007

bra meat

Breasts, boobies, tits. In other words, the flesh that goes inside a bra.

He loved to take off her clothes and lick her bra meat.

by lyndal June 21, 2007