lyndal's definitions

deal

A word used mainly by Okies when they either don't know or can't remember the name of something, or are too lazy to think about the correct word.

1) "Do you want to borrow this CD?"

"Yeah, just put it on that deal over there."

2)

"See this deal my sister gave me?"

"What deal? Oh, that ring. I thought you were talking about something else."

by lyndal June 22, 2007

cyber life

The imaginary, fantasy, role-playing life that gamers have instead of a real life. The sad thing is that a lot of them think it's real or prefer it to reality. Some of them can't even tell the difference between a cyber life and a real life.

Josh is such a sad case. He spends so much time playing WoW that he thinks his cyber life is his "real" life - and that his real life is fantasy.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

icy pole

A penis that is cold but somehow still erect.

It was so cold last night that Carl had an icy pole. It was so stiff he couldn't even pee.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

sewer rat

A plumber, especially one that specialises in unblocking toilets.

Poor old Dave, he works as a sewer rat. But hey, he gets paid good money for it!

by lyndal June 21, 2007

strangle a darkie

Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.

I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

Urban Dic-Head

Similar to Urban Dic-Junky but even more of an idiot. An Urban Dic-Head submits more nonsensical, stupid, made-up words than an Urban Dic-Junky but their specialty seems to be friends' names, or abbreviations thereof.

As if anybody else is interested!

An example of an Urban Dic-Head is the person who might submit the letter "A" and define it as "The first letter in my best friend's name."

by lyndal June 22, 2007