luke's definitions

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

slurry

ashliegh o'neil

i'm such a slurry

by luke November 19, 2003

Snagler

feelings for someone close to you, not to be mistaken as a crush or puppy love.

Johny had a real snagler for Sam

by Luke December 8, 2004

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

bloourb

the mating call of the five legged iguana

"BLOOURB" BANG! "stop humping my leg"

by Luke November 10, 2003

strokin it

being inthe zone

Man, luke is strokin it!

by luke March 12, 2003

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003