lonestar's definitions

meat pie

When a girls pussy is visible through her panties because the mound is so big

Man i got her pants off last night and she had an awesome meat pie!

by lonestar May 27, 2004

stfuysdr

Shut the fuck up, you stupid damn retard

n00b: He's Cheating!
LoneStar: stfuysdr

by LoneStar July 9, 2002

Andrew Dice Clay

Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block

by lonestar June 8, 2004

invisible hand

A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.

DUDE!!!! last night i gave myself the invisible hand....it was sooooo awesome.

by lonestar June 7, 2004

wrinkeled penny

A nothern term used to describe an asshole

Yeah man melinda let me hit her wrinkeled penny last night

by lonestar September 29, 2004

Austin

Capitol of Texas known for having the tallest capitol building in the United States. That building itsel is taller than the on in D.C. Also known for the famous music festival South by Southwest(SXSW) where great bands come to get discovered. Home of the Longhorns. By far one of the greatest cities today.

Fuck Seattle im going to Austin!

by lonestar August 19, 2004

condom

A cum catcher not to be confused with a female orafice

Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.

by lonestar August 4, 2004