lonelyrootbeer's definitions
Proof that you can get rich and famous by doing the absolute bare minimum. She steals a bunch of tiktoks, "reacts" to them by lazily describing exactly what's happening, and then slaps her dumb bimbo face on the thumbnail, and all the horny simps cream their jeans and call her "ZOMG SO CREATIVE AND FUNNY". Reaction vid cancer at its finest.
"Did you see the new Sssniperwolf vid? Zomg she's so funny and pretty"
"No thanks, if I wanna see a hot chick make dumb facial expressions I'll just watch porn."
"No thanks, if I wanna see a hot chick make dumb facial expressions I'll just watch porn."
by lonelyrootbeer July 26, 2023
Get the Sssniperwolfmug. I haven`t seen Grojband on the air in a while.......oh, the rest of the series was uploaded to itunes? Welp, so much for that show.
by lonelyrootbeer September 3, 2014
Get the itunesmug. Literally the stupidest thing to grace the Internet. Some attention starved asshole gets the bright idea to record his/her ugly face watching a YouTube vid or, god forbid, a 20-40 minute episode of something and expects us to sit there and watch them make facial expressions or some shit. It's literally watching a video of someone watching a video! Their face takes up 80% of the screen and the thing they're watching is usually miniature and in the corner. It's a pathetic fad that needs to die very very quickly. Newsflash people: NO ONE CARES WHAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU MAKE OR WHAT STUPID SOUNDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU WATCH SOMETHING!
Guy 1: Hey bro, have you seen this live reaction video of the new RWBY episode?
Guy 2: Uh, no, I'd rather watch the actual episode, not some guy's ugly face.
Guy 2: Uh, no, I'd rather watch the actual episode, not some guy's ugly face.
by lonelyrootbeer May 22, 2016
Get the reaction videomug. The team that single-handedly ruins football. They always have a positive record. They always win their division. They always make the playoffs. They've won a buttload of Super Bowls. But it's never enough for them. They always, ALWAYS have to keep winning. And they always win under some bullshit circumstances, like the refs making a call in their favor or Tom Brady suddenly becoming god for 2 minutes, or the other team magically forgetting how to play. They win and win and win, and it pretty much just kills everyone's expectations. As long as they exist, there's no need to even get one's hopes up for an exciting season of NFL.
Guy 1: NFL season has almost started! How bout those New England Patriots? You think Brady will get his sixth ring?
Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.
Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.
by lonelyrootbeer December 27, 2017
Get the New England Patriotsmug. Something that, at some point in history, used to be funny, but now it's just either committing a crime or public harassment. "Pranks" nowadays tend to be provoking passersby, trespassing, vandalism, theft, assault, things that would typically get you thrown in jail... but you call it a "prank" and somehow expect to be magically exonerated. The only thing worse is when the perpetrator gets glorified on Youtube or Tiktok, then it inspires other jackasses to follow suit.
"LOLOL that prank vid where he goes behind the counter at McDonalds and spits in the fryer is hilarious!"
"...You call trespassing and vandalism hilarious?"
"...You call trespassing and vandalism hilarious?"
by lonelyrootbeer July 26, 2023
Get the Prankmug. A pathetic attempt by fighting gamers to "categorize" the skill level of fighters as if some are way better than others. Deluded people who are obsessed with winning look at tiers to make sure they pick the "best" fighter instead of just playing with who they like and getting good with him/her. People think that tier lists are legitimate but the truth is anyone can make one and claim that fighter A is SSSSS tier and fighter B is a C+. And of course people are stupid enough to buy into it so they won't even play with their favorite fighter ever just because some idiot said he/she was low tier. Then they'll play with a fighter they hate just because he/she was at the top of the list so he/she is automatically the best regardless of the player's skill. Nowadays, everyone looks at these stupid things to determine who's "worth playing as" instead of just playing the game and enjoying it.
Guy 1: I'm going to piiiiiick...... Raven.
Guy 2: Lol Raven is low tier dude, you'll never beat Kazuya because he's SSS tier! See, it says it right here at Ihavenolife.com!
Guy 1: Okay, but I've been playing Tekken since I was in kindergarten. I think I'm pretty good by now.
Guy 2: U R SOO STUPID RAVEN IS RANKED NEAR THE BOTTOM GIT GUD NOOB
Guy 2: Lol Raven is low tier dude, you'll never beat Kazuya because he's SSS tier! See, it says it right here at Ihavenolife.com!
Guy 1: Okay, but I've been playing Tekken since I was in kindergarten. I think I'm pretty good by now.
Guy 2: U R SOO STUPID RAVEN IS RANKED NEAR THE BOTTOM GIT GUD NOOB
by lonelyrootbeer June 12, 2015
Get the tiermug. Recycling, but for the entertainment industry. A stupid, cheap, lazy way to make money. Simply take something that already exists from years ago... and resell it! Do the bare minimum to modernize it, like change a few words in the script and adjust it for modern-day sensibilities, and then sit back and let the money roll in. Somehow, this works.
"Disney's on a roll lately with their live action remakes!"
"Yeah, it takes an extreme level of talent to throw darts at a board of their existing properties, instead of actually... you know, thinking of something new."
"Yeah, it takes an extreme level of talent to throw darts at a board of their existing properties, instead of actually... you know, thinking of something new."
by lonelyrootbeer July 26, 2023
Get the Remakemug.