lolicakes's definitions

Confuzzanoivous

The state of being confused & puzzled/ paranoid & nervous. Used when one feels so "blah" that they need a new word to describe what they're feeling.

Person1: How are you today?

Person2: Kinda blah..

Person1: Blah?

Person2: I feel confuzzanoivous.

by lolicakes March 28, 2011

Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Vajazzle

To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!

And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!

by lolicakes March 23, 2011

Pokemon insurance

First using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items,

and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case

the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.

OH NO!!!! My saved game has disappeared... good thing I have pokemon insurance! 8D

by lolicakes October 30, 2010

birthiversary

When a persons birthday and anniversary exist on the same day.

She spent the morning celebrating her birthday with family, and the afternoon with her boyfriend.

T'was an amaztastic birthiversary indeed!!!

by lolicakes August 11, 2010

Depruzion

Like depression, but feels like boredom. Often caused by lack of socialization.

After staring at the wall for over 20 minutes, I realized I was suffering from some bad depruzion.

by lolicakes October 9, 2010

Submaratic

A way to describe something sharing the same traits as or being as awesome as, a submarine.

Submarines are submaratic.

by lolicakes April 2, 2011