logan's definitions

Back Crack

When the asscrack starts at the lower back.

look over there is that his ass crack? No his pants are up it's his back crack

by logan December 21, 2003

fug

Short for fucking Idiot.

Dave accidentally ate a piece of shit! What a fug!

by logan December 21, 2003

Orlock

A man with long hair, black clothes, and lots of problems.

That Orlock..man he's messed up.

by Logan January 16, 2004

Philly Kurtley

sad ugly wench who's sister has bigger tits and slittier eyes

Phillipa Kurtley

by logan January 21, 2004

kris holm

The Tony Hawk of extreme unicycling. The most well known, and controversially the best all around unicyclist in the world.

Did you see that sick drop Kris Holm did?

by Logan June 11, 2006

Nicety

Something or someone extemely tight. A combination of the words nice and nasty.

Them new J's is nicety my nig.

by Logan February 10, 2004

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004