logan's definitions

grappler

Someone who listens to a band solely based on who they think is popular at the time -- essentially "grappling" onto the popular band. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a relpaarg.

James listens to Nickleback because they are high on the billboard charts, thinking this will make him look "cool" in front of friends. He is a grappler.

by Logan December 18, 2004

relpaarg

Someone who listens to indie, or otherwise obscure music, solely to appear trendy and out of the mainstream. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a grappler.

James listens to My Bloody Valentine only because he thinks they are obscure. He is a relpaarg.

by Logan December 18, 2004

blitz

A massive E-assault using AIM's warn feature, sending their warn level to 100% and rendering their screen name useless for a time.

A successful blitz can use as few as three people (or screen names) and be over in a matter of seconds.

No longer works due to upgrades in the system.

James was acting like a faggot so he got blitzed to 100%.

by Logan January 2, 2005

napolean dynamite

the best frickin movie ever made gosh

every other movie sucks compaired to this one

by logan January 2, 2005

Wizzel

a wanna be gangster normally white

That wigger is so white you couldn't see him in the day!

by Logan January 13, 2005

sop

Sex On Plater - Acronym refering to an extremely attractive woman who without a doubt engages in sexual intercourse; most used in refference to attractive women who have children (moms) mainly due to the fact that because they have kids, one can conclude they have sex.

guy1: Man, that chick is hott!
guy2: dude, shes got her kids with her.
guy1: what a S.O.P!

by logan January 19, 2005

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005