locks heath renegade master's definitions
job center plus bunch of wankers , puppets on strings, the department of work and pensions has decided to victimise people out of work and cant get work by making them sit in front of computer 6 hrs a day 5 days a week .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,
It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,
It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .
by locks heath renegade master January 26, 2011
Get the job center new dealmug. you can get yourself in , you can have a good meal , you can hang out with all the boys , if a bunch of men walk in a pub and someone starts singing this they are taking the piss out of you calling you a bunch of faggots .
although the song is funny it did no good for ymca image , people thought any one involved with the group were either a kiddy fiddler or a raving ass bandit when the truth is they are nice people who look after young vulnerables people ,its basically a youth club , well the one in cheltenham was .
although the song is funny it did no good for ymca image , people thought any one involved with the group were either a kiddy fiddler or a raving ass bandit when the truth is they are nice people who look after young vulnerables people ,its basically a youth club , well the one in cheltenham was .
by locks heath renegade master November 26, 2010
Get the ymcamug. An island on the south coast which is reclamed land, this was done a long time ago by dropping stones and rock and cement and there you have it portsmouth , I think its about 800 years old but your better off checking the history books to be accurate.
I was born there , we have the most famous and best sk8 park in the country , dont take my word for it ask the bmx and sk8 board magazines and they will tell you .
As for football what can i say apart from we done it before and we can do it again .
portsmouth is also home of the royal navy.
On the mainland there is a place called cosham where they have a brand new big hospital , which comes in handy , the qa has been rebuilt at a cost of £2.5 billion of tax payers money .
I think the best part is portsdown hill and the view point car park and the churchillian pub , the pub was named after the great man cos he use to drink in there when he was doing his millitary business , the view point car park at night is amazing with all the lights and that , there is always people there 364 days a year 24hrs a day .
I was born there , we have the most famous and best sk8 park in the country , dont take my word for it ask the bmx and sk8 board magazines and they will tell you .
As for football what can i say apart from we done it before and we can do it again .
portsmouth is also home of the royal navy.
On the mainland there is a place called cosham where they have a brand new big hospital , which comes in handy , the qa has been rebuilt at a cost of £2.5 billion of tax payers money .
I think the best part is portsdown hill and the view point car park and the churchillian pub , the pub was named after the great man cos he use to drink in there when he was doing his millitary business , the view point car park at night is amazing with all the lights and that , there is always people there 364 days a year 24hrs a day .
by locks heath renegade master March 10, 2011
Get the pompeymug. give me wood , prison slang , to give wood is to suck another mans cock and make it erecet.
usually something done to degrade a prisoner , its not gay either , its about power and belittlement .
usually something done to degrade a prisoner , its not gay either , its about power and belittlement .
by locks heath renegade master January 17, 2011
Get the to give woodmug. a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
Get the mad guitar murphymug. a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .
trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .
by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010
Get the pandoras boxmug. a theiving wrongen who steals from his nieve employers,
someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .
someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .
by locks heath renegade master January 8, 2011
Get the collin the thiefmug.