abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
by littlejimmie July 17, 2019
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humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
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running off with the mouth

running off with the mouth one who runs their mouth don't know when to shut up and makes inappropriate comments constantly
always running off with the mouth my ex-girlfriend don't know when to shut up and she makes inappropriate comments constantly
by littlejimmie December 06, 2019
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fliphole

fliphole one who is a fuck and an asshole non vulgar and less offensive when calling someone a fuck or an asshole is unacceptable or unwanted
my boss cussed me out for being off from work sick for 2 days what a flipping fliphole
by littlejimmie May 16, 2019
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godshit

godshit a less vulgar less offensive alternative to goddamn when goddamn is inappropriate or you have to watch your language
godshit my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me for being late godshit
by littlejimmie April 28, 2019
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flip yourself

flip yourself a non vulgar less offensive way to tell someone to fuck themselves when fuck yourself is inappropriate or unwanted
dude you stole my cds from my room last night

man i was not even in your room last night and did not steal your cds go flip yourself

dude i got you ha ha ha ha

man your jokes are not even funny go flip yourself

dude you cant take a joke can you

man the jokes on you go flip yourself

ok dude i get it
by littlejimmie April 06, 2019
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dipturd

a dipturd is a despised person who is wrong most of the time or is a complete idiot who lacks respect for other people
bob i heard your girlfriend say she dont want you anymore

bob jeff you know nothing about my girlfriend you dipturd youre always wrong most of the time and youre a complete idiot with no respect for other people who likes to talk out his ass

jeff wow bob you really think of me as a dipturd

bob jeff now you know what a dipturd and ediot you are
by littlejimmie January 27, 2019
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