The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.
by listypoos November 09, 2004
as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.
by listypoos September 30, 2004
the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.
yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.
by listypoos September 28, 2004
a term for masterbation.
Jane was well chuffed. She'd secretly fancied Andy from a distance for over a year, and they were eventually going on that all important 1st date. She was thinking of putting out, but after walking into the bathroom in Andy's parents house before the date, caught Andy having a pussle. Realising that Andy was hoping for some action from her later on, she changed her mind like a hypocritical bint and storm out before the date had even become. Andy, what a guy.
by listypoos November 10, 2004
To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.
1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!
by listypoos November 09, 2004
he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.
by listypoos October 26, 2004
a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.
ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".
1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.
1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.
by listypoos September 20, 2004