lindsey's definitions

pooklie

Another one of those embarassing "cute" things people say.

"I love you, pooklie."

by Lindsey May 13, 2005

cricket

black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty

heyy your white stop using that cricket

by Lindsey May 13, 2005

Chief Joseph

When someone pulls out a girls bloody tampon with their teeth. Then they shake their head back and fourth with it in their mouth making red marks on their cheeks. This makes them look like an idian chief.

My boyfriend gave me a chief joseph today and boy did he have some indian marks.

by Lindsey May 20, 2003

coodination plus

A sarcastic term for when one preforms a rather stupid act.

Lindsey tripped over a wall, and David laughed and said "Coordination...plus."

by Lindsey October 17, 2004

T.P.S. Report

From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."

by Lindsey September 15, 2006

CKY

Camp Kill Yourself. They will always be the best band in the history of the universe. The movies are awesome, too.

"I can play every CKY song with my eyes closed and one finger up you."- Chad Ginsburg, Ask CKY

by Lindsey February 2, 2004

Raab Himself

Chris Raab-Matt Damon's nephew. Really likes to shit in front of people.

"Lil KeyKey go use your little shitbox..."-Raab, CKY4

by Lindsey February 2, 2004