Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lily

Jersey Devil

The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...

The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.

by Lily April 2, 2005

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Italy

Sintuated in the South of Europe, Italy is a beautiful country with a population of approx. 58,057,477 people. Now, I'm not Italian but I must say, Italy has the BEST food in the world and some of the sexiest guys (with that jet black hair and sexy brown eyes), it also has a very interesting history (with the whole Mafia thing), definately one of the best countries to visit.

Wow,check that hot Italian guy!

by lily April 5, 2005

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basooma

Quite clearly a breast. Basoomas therefore are more than one breast, and a basooma holder is a bra. I don't understand how it can't have a definition? What in the name of all great basoomas is going on?

My my she has mighty large basoomas.

On the other hand his basoomas are no joke.

Do you like my new basooma holder?

Get your slimey hand off of my basooma.

by Lily January 5, 2005

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Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by Lily June 11, 2006

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