37 definitions by lily

um

1. what you say when you forget what to say; a hesitation

2. acronym for ur mom

1. Kelly: "The koala lives in Australia, um, they like to eat eucalyptus leaves.."

2. Paul: "I'm hungry!"
Josh: "um"

by lily May 5, 2006

lili hashemoomoo

lily hashemoomoo is also really hot.

lily hashemoomoo can do me any time she wants.

by lily November 16, 2003

shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

by lily November 19, 2003

gist

The gist is in fact the nub, to get the gist is to get the general nub and be all and end of all of the point.

Karis never gets the gist for she is sloooooow. But I love her.

by lily November 2, 2004

gravel

cocaine, you make a line of cocaine, like gravel, same consistency

Woah! That gravel we snorted was outta control

by lily April 25, 2004

Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by lily January 12, 2005

nook

cranny and nook - minuscule crackles you find while mapping the microsphere

a nook is a peanutbutterpiesweet ankle with clattering sounds and a dim and motionless ghostperfume-smell

by lily June 26, 2004