dia-peea

the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum
damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase
by Lee April 06, 2005
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Spyware

What windows users spend their time bitching about instead of learning Linux.
If you want to get rid of/prevent spyware, and are too damn "busy" to learn some Linux, you probably should quit using default windows browsers (Internet Explorer) it is a piece of shit. Use Mozilla Firefox... Its a free web browser, that will save your life. Maybe you could even get a firewall, who knows, the possibilities are endless. Wipe your HDD if you have to, just don't spend time and money on spyware "removal" utilities
Windows user: I must be rally stupid.
Linux user: Yes you are.
For all windows users: www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/central.html
download and use that browser, its the best
by Lee November 25, 2004
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granny fanny

The ost smelliest horriblist thing ever in the world. it has the smell of 80,000 corpses and looks like a giant squid giving head.
" ohh my god ur granny fanny is tickly"
"eeuuuggghhh dude"
"does that thing have a moustache"
by Lee April 06, 2005
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cant

As in the derogatory term for the female genitals. Used as an insult. The a can sometimes be lengthened in sound.
Fack off you caaaaaaaaaaant!
by Lee September 30, 2003
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leg-humper

The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
by Lee September 17, 2004
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Griffo

A Hairy beast that prowls round in the crooked streets of ashmore park on a suspicious 2D bike.
" Griffos bike griffos bike "
by Lee April 06, 2005
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The B Word

Well known verbal abbreviation of the word "bitch", but also a highly efficient financial management system called "The B Word" with the B meaning budget. http://www.thebword.com
Are you afraid of The B Word?
by Lee February 27, 2005
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