prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.
Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"
by lawnmowerman August 03, 2005
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Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."
Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!
by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004
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lifer

A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life. A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.
Sgt. Maj. Hudson is too scared to leave the USMC. It's his security blanket. God-awful lifer!
by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004
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whorgasm

When you bring your $5 trick to climax.
Andy: Uuugh, uugh, ugh, oh shit, here it comes, baby!
Desiree the Dyke: Ooooh yeah, daddy, oh shit! Now where's my fin at?
by lawnmowerman January 21, 2005
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jelly

Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.
Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
by lawnmowerman December 02, 2004
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lip loving

For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!
by lawnmowerman July 11, 2008
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cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?
I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)
by lawnmowerman November 30, 2007
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