That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.
Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"
by lawnmowerman August 03, 2005
The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."
by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004
A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life. A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.
by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004
Andy: Uuugh, uugh, ugh, oh shit, here it comes, baby!
Desiree the Dyke: Ooooh yeah, daddy, oh shit! Now where's my fin at?
Desiree the Dyke: Ooooh yeah, daddy, oh shit! Now where's my fin at?
by lawnmowerman January 21, 2005
Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
by lawnmowerman December 02, 2004
For single people, Valentine's Day blows cuz all you see everywhere you go is a bunch of lovestruck a-holes grabbin' ass and lip loving. Get a freakin' room! Or better yet, DIE!!
by lawnmowerman July 11, 2008
I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)
by lawnmowerman November 30, 2007