lawnmowerman's definitions

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."

Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!

by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004

minnie-ha-ha

Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer Jones and Lionel Barrymore in the 1946 film, "Duel In the Sun".

1) L.B.: How'd they come to name you Pearl?
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.

2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.

by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005

Nashville

1) Kick-ass movie made in 1975 that showed the 70s as the confused, fucked-up, disillusioned, money grubbing, political, affair-having, backstabbing decade that it was.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.

1) Along with "The Godfather" (Parts 1&2), "Patton", "The Towering Inferno", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Network", "Rocky", "Annie Hall", "Jaws", "Star Wars", "the Deer Hunter", and "Apocalypse Now", "Nashville" is one of the best films of the 1970s.

2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music

by lawnmowerman October 31, 2004

jelly

Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.

Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman December 2, 2004

tits

A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.

by lawnmowerman January 4, 2005

lifer

A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life. A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.

Sgt. Maj. Hudson is too scared to leave the USMC. It's his security blanket. God-awful lifer!

by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004