Definitions by lawnmowerman
minnie-ha-ha
Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer Jones and Lionel Barrymore in the 1946 film, "Duel In the Sun".
1) L.B.: How'd they come to name you Pearl?
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.
2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.
2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.
minnie-ha-ha by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005
roz
Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.
Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."
roz by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005
Big Doris
The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."
Big Doris by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004
jelly
Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
jelly by lawnmowerman December 2, 2004
Nashville
1) Kick-ass movie made in 1975 that showed the 70s as the confused, fucked-up, disillusioned, money grubbing, political, affair-having, backstabbing decade that it was.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.
1) Along with "The Godfather" (Parts 1&2), "Patton", "The Towering Inferno", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Network", "Rocky", "Annie Hall", "Jaws", "Star Wars", "the Deer Hunter", and "Apocalypse Now", "Nashville" is one of the best films of the 1970s.
2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music
2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music
Nashville by lawnmowerman October 31, 2004
lifer
A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life. A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.
lifer by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004
pet my monkey
I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey
See also spanking the monkey
pet my monkey by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004