lauren's definitions

Mantis

Plural for mantits. meaning man tits.

The Three guys' mantis' were showing while swimming.

by lauren April 13, 2004

carlos barat

Is..
1. Excellent, talented musician.
2. effing beautiful.
3. His hair is lovely.
4. And his arse...
5. and he needs to keep wearing them wisdom pants, so hot.

that is not all..but i will bore you if i carry on.

<3 carl <3

is a sex god.
indeed.

YUUUUUUUUM!
:-)

by Lauren January 15, 2005

meow

battlescreech that lots of ppl use
devence meganism

*make a kind of claw hand* meeeoooooow

by Lauren November 16, 2003

huzzy

a person that is half pig and half skunk

look at that huzzy, he stinks and hasnt showered forever. i think he has worn those clothes for 7 weeks now.

by lauren June 10, 2003

Crunked

The act of being excessivly drunk and high on good 'ol Mary Jane at the same time!

"Yo bob, i went to a bush party last night and was SO crunked!"

by Lauren January 27, 2005

yammied

ejaculated

"fuckit, you yammied all over my skirt!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

MD/DC

also, sorry that took so long...I didn't realize you had asked ages ago...it's rare unless I'm bored that I go thru and check my definitions.

by Lauren February 21, 2003