lauren's definitions

liberty spike

to spike (ones) hair into several tall peaks, like the statue of liberty, by use of gell or wax

"wow joel your hair looks awesome liberty spiked!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

P.H.D.

playa hatas degree. what someone is said to have if they are a prude and always ragging on guys (or girls) who get a lot of action

"hey mark, since when did you get your P.H.D.? just cause amanda wouldn't fuck you... hahaha"

by lauren August 31, 2003

P.A.

Playas/Playettes Association- a fictitious club that one has "entered" if they suddenly become a player

"whoa, peter, wasn't that your 3rd girl this week?!? welcome to the P.A.!!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

gritball

a really nasty person. worse than a grit.

"steph, STAY AWAY FROM HIM. he is a major gritball."

by lauren August 31, 2003

far

1. F.A.R.- stands for Fat Ass Ride, an acronym meaning car. ("whos far are we taking today?")
2. synonymous with "long ass" or "a fucking hike"- a word used mostly by stoners to describe a walking distance of over about 3 feet. ("hey mike, get me a beer." "get your own fucking beer- the fridge is fucking far away.")

by lauren August 31, 2003

one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

captain of team nasty

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

by lauren August 31, 2003