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anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
by Laura September 14, 2003
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by Laura May 23, 2004
Get the L337 mug.The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!
Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.
by Laura July 17, 2003
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Get the bi-curious mug.When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.
by Laura May 4, 2005
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one of the erotic C-Annex gals look it up i luv them as you can see but hey who doesnt, imagine if this was one of the c-annex tribe biggin up themselves how crazy would that be, not safe indeed.
by LaUrA January 16, 2004
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