laura's definitions

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004

noodled

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

by Laura May 26, 2004

swank

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

by Laura December 13, 2004

slipshod

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

by Laura December 25, 2004

ball ass

to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.

Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.

by Laura January 22, 2005

Colf

Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold.

I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on.

by Laura December 3, 2004

spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 6, 2004