Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee
After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious
by Larry January 19, 2004
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chode

That spot between the balls and the ass
"Wow, my chode is really hurting."
by Larry May 17, 2003
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chode

The area between the family jewels and the family brown eye.
My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.
by Larry September 10, 2003
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guntar

a chinese womans genitles
debbie wong has a massive guntar
by larry December 02, 2003
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mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.
Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.
by Larry December 04, 2003
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go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER
i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!
by Larry July 30, 2004
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