My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.
by Larry September 10, 2003
When your rallying a chick on the beach and you accidently slip out and your dong hits the sand and you are too caught up in the moment and stick it back in.
by Larry September 30, 2004
by Larry November 11, 2004
A horrifically boring place to live. The "line" between upstate New York and downstate New York is the point at which you believe the landscape becomes more rural than what you are used to, so various definitions exist.
You know how upstaters say there's more to New York than New York City? Well what the hell are they talking about?! I go to college at SUNY Binghamton and I swear, there is NOTHING HERE.
by Larry February 28, 2004
by Larry July 05, 2003
Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.
2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.
2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.
1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.
2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.
by Larry March 31, 2008