mat

Mat is a flaming homo who loves the cock and he is a loner who leeches of
people.
Larry: o shit mats coming lets leave
he might try to stick it in our butts.
by Larry April 13, 2005
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Fugazi

Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In.
fugazi was used in the vietnam war, and the band fugazi is amazing...even tho when they named themselves fugazi they didn't know what it meant until later
a boy was drunk and got in a fight...
Passerby: whoa he just was fugazi
by larry November 24, 2003
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go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER
i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!
by Larry July 29, 2004
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mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.
Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.
by Larry December 04, 2003
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fucuasian

Someone who is not quite asian, not quite french, not quite native, but asks really stupid question in class just so she seems smart, and never makes any sense at all.
What a dumbass question! Thta fucuasian is a cunt.
by Larry April 13, 2004
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Homho

What a homho, he wanted to suck my cock.
by larry November 12, 2003
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dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board
by Larry April 13, 2004
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