by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007
An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007
by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008
Something that plastic wannabe (but not gonnabe) Gangstas in the UK always shout when they get pulled over by the police, because they watch too much TV and think they're homies in South Central LA, rather than a quiet suburb of London. Frequently used by white upper middle class students just prior to being arrested for drink driving. Maybe a respectable saying used legitimately in the USA, but in Europe, it's just gay.
"Here we go again you Po-Po mofo, what's wrong offic-ah, you 'tink u got me for DWB?"
"Sorry sir, why are you speaking with an American accent when you're a student from Oxford.....who's drugs are these in the ashtray?"
"Sorry sir, why are you speaking with an American accent when you're a student from Oxford.....who's drugs are these in the ashtray?"
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007
Folks employed in the industry who live a hedonistic and fun loving lifetsyle who's nights are full of trashy antics, drunken shenanigans and wild fornicating, but by day appear top be respectable dive instructors. Usially a dive master or instructor.
Tourist "I've paid $5000 dollars for a week in cayman, and there's an unconscious drunkard laying naked on my balcony"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.
Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"
Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
A Submariner in any of the world's Navies
by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007