14 definitions by lajopi 292

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Steely eyed stern jawed salt encrusted killers from the deep, prowling seas in their sleek black messanger of death
Royal Navy Submariners eat their young, oh yeah, watch out skimmers...
by lajopi 292 August 09, 2007
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British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.
Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
by Lajopi 292 August 18, 2008
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UK Police abbreviation meaning 'Load Of Bollocks' which can be used in front of the public without causing offence.
"Cancel that back up, this pub fight is an LOB"
by Lajopi 292 November 10, 2007
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By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish
"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"
by lajopi 292 August 09, 2007
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Your Cock
That girl surely does love yanking on the Beaver Lever
by Lajopi 292 August 20, 2008
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To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate
"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"
by Lajopi 292 August 18, 2008
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A hopefully mythical sexual act/prank where an unsuspecting tourist is flown from Vegas into the desert aboard a pink helicopter then forced to sit astride a cactus with their bare bottoms. Footage of such incidents may later appear on the internet. Also known as 'Sugdens Delight'
"Hey dude I haven't seen you sit down since Dawson's stag night"

"Yeah, we went to vegas and I got drunk and did the Nevada Spike Shooter, they operate next week"
by lajopi 292 February 14, 2009
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