Definitions by ladislav77

Coximity

The maximum allowable space a heterosexual man will allow between his personal being and another mans cock

Reggie dropped his pen in the middle of a meeting and leaned over to pick it up before becoming aware that he was about to enter Steves coximity. Randall abandoned the pen and twiddled his thumbs for the rest of the meeting.

Coximity by ladislav77 June 3, 2026

Dick tooth 

A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.

Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.

Dick tooth by ladislav77 March 9, 2022

gateaulier 

A better word for a cake caddy

You better put that cake in a gateaulier if you want to leftovers to be fresh and moist

gateaulier by ladislav77 June 11, 2021

Clotch 

A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials

Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

Clotch by ladislav77 October 9, 2020

Clotch 

A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials

Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

Clotch by ladislav77 October 9, 2020

Trumplesome 

Something that is only troublesome because Trump is involved

John was a lifelong republican but he a had a trumplesome time casting his vote in 2020

Trumplesome by ladislav77 October 9, 2020

crotch awareness 

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

crotch awareness by ladislav77 June 8, 2020