ladislav77's definitions
Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.
by ladislav77 March 9, 2022
Get the Dick toothmug. The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
Get the Lobsteringmug. by ladislav77 June 11, 2021
Get the gateauliermug. Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
Get the crotch awarenessmug. Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
by ladislav77 October 9, 2020
Get the Clotchmug. John, why do you always thrumb yourself at your desk?
John walked into the kitchen and to his delight Randall was thrumbing Geraldine by the fridge
John walked into the kitchen and to his delight Randall was thrumbing Geraldine by the fridge
by ladislav77 October 2, 2019
Get the Thrumbmug. by ladislav77 October 9, 2020
Get the Trumplesomemug.