l337 haxx0r's definitions

handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.

"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"

by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005

lau it

v. Synonym for 'forget it' - alternately 'don't worry about it'.

Literally: 'allow that to go ahead without our attention'

Now lau you, yeah?

Lau this website, it's a long ting

Lau work, I'm hungover

by l337 haXX0r May 4, 2004

JetBlue

A low-cost airline started recently to take your money in exchange for DVT and cramp.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.

by l337 haxx0r December 5, 2004

Bitchplank

Snowboard specifically made for a female. EG Burton Feather / Feelgood / Chorus / Face, Palmer Touch, Ride Vista

That ho's got a fat bitchplank, shame she still can't land shit all

by l337 haXX0r March 18, 2004

snowburn

Red marks, blistering and bloody scratches that appear on your arm/hip/shoulder/chest after you eat shit after stacking it on a jump in the snowboard park. For best results wear a short-sleeved shirt whilst riding.

I just bailed out of a cab-360 and smashed onto the knuckle of that tabletop. Now I have fucking snowburn.

by l337 haXX0r March 22, 2004

road rash

The automotive equivalent of snowburn. Also a popular Electronic Arts videogame from the mid-1990s on the Sega Megadrive.

I was playing Road Rash the other day, then I went out to do the same on my motorbike, and got road rash.

by l337 haxx0r March 27, 2004

Bait

West London black term coined to describe a person or thing of questionable reputation or values, often dismissed by the mainstream and mainsteam culture.

Oi, you see dat bitch in Hippodrome las' night, chattin like she own the place, bitch is bait yeah?

by l337 haxx0r April 1, 2004