kyle's definitions

compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 24, 2005

Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

River Phoenix

Outstanding actor. And a great child actor as well. Unfortunately, his life ended from drug using in 1993. He was 23 years old. If he was still alive, he'd probably be one of the greatest actors of his generation.

His highlights include; Stand by Me, Running on Empty, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and My Own Private Idaho (his best role).

River Phoenix, 1970-1993. RIP

by Kyle March 22, 2005

whitewash

When a college basketball team of lesser talent inserts five small white guys against a stronger, more athletic team. special thanks to ESPN's Bill Simmons

Man, Bucknell totally whitewashed Kansas for the upset

by Kyle March 22, 2005

funskin

skin, usually on the hands or feet, that changes color when you touch it and changes back to the original color a few seconds later

I love playing with K Torp's funskin.

by Kyle March 22, 2005

truck fucker

scribe,u r completly wrong man,a truck fucker is a dude that goes to my school named adam catrett,we cuaght him with his wang in the tail pipe of a ford f-150!no for real he gets a "rush" from that!!

o my fuckin god jeff!!!look at adam he has his wang stuck inn that truck!no adam don't turn around; we dont wanna c!!!

by kyle March 22, 2005

spluge

to ejackulate from the male reproductive orags ,otherwise known and the testicals or as comily use "dood u just went SKEET SKEET!"

adam c. said v.v , i wish i could skeet..........*snifle*

by kyle March 22, 2005