kyle's definitions

Portland

One of the most boring cities. Lousy weather, no sports (except for an NBA team), no amusement parks, no nothing. It's hick.

Born and raised in Portland. I'm moving to Los Angeles

by Kyle January 28, 2005

SwarthyForeskin

One crazy motherfucker from Beyondunreal.com

by Kyle September 10, 2003

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003

Nite

A black person who acts white.

hey, look at that guy he's a nite.

by Kyle May 14, 2004

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003