kyle's definitions

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 13, 2004

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

preach it

to encourage someone to contnue with his or her impassioned rant.

person A:"I prefer diet coke over regular coke"

person B:"preach it!"

by kyle February 10, 2005

Leon Atkins

A male who is very smart and sexy.

He is such a Leon Atkins!

by Kyle April 6, 2003