Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 07, 2006

dragon jeans

Jeans that are so baggy and long, they drag on the ground when you walk around.

"These here be ma dragon jeans - they be draggin' on da groun."

by kwaping January 04, 2008

San Diego Snowball

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.

Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"

by kwaping December 22, 2009