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love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.
My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.
by kwaping December 7, 2006
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Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
by kwaping May 22, 2016
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wtfoogle

"WTF Google"

1. An expletive referring to something stupid Google has done, like those stupidly long URLs from Google Maps.

2. Synonym for "just fucking google it!"
1. WTFoogle?!! Are they seriously ranking that crap page over mine?

2. WTFoogle, Jerry! Look it up your damn self.
by kwaping April 16, 2009
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dragon jeans

Jeans that are so baggy and long, they drag on the ground when you walk around.
"These here be ma dragon jeans - they be draggin' on da groun."
by kwaping January 4, 2008
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