kung-fu jesus's definitions

Hurricane

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

lidl

The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.

The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

Nike Shox

Nike's premier footwear as of current times. More suited to the heavier runner. Origianally, there were "springs" under the heel to provide a cushion. The current generation of shox has springs at the front-sides in addition to the heel springs.

Nike shox are bouncy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

braggart

(n.) A person who is prone to braggadocio

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Moon

(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"

Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.

by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.

He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004