Definitions by kung-fu jesus

belly flop 

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.

I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.

belly flop by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

chinkypot 

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

chinkypot by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

180 

(v.) To turn around in one's attitude and actions.


(v.) When snowboarding, skating, bmxing or similar, a 180 is turning the medium around quickly.


Both definitions are from 180 degrees, a half-turn.

A) He did a complete 180 after the Germans attacked.

B) He pulled off a 180.

180 by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

jaysus by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Eliturk 

(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.

Eliturk made several definitions of Greek

Eliturk by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

up di batty 

(v.) anal sex, buggery.

"Let's ave sum up di batty" said Eliturk to the cow.

up di batty by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

me Julie 

(n.) One's girlfriend a female acquintance. Julie is interchangeable with your girlfriends' name.

She turns me on with her big babylons.

me Julie by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004