Definitions by kung-fu jesus
teletubby generation
Following the power ranger generation of 1991-1996, this generation were born 1997-2000, and, like the ninja turtle generation, were a mixture fo buffering generations. Since teletubbies was an uninspired and directionless show, with no moral message or underlying message of any kind, and virtually no action, the kids of this generation are left fairly annoying little brats, who will be nice but rather lacking in depth.
teletubby generation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
face full
face full by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
el cabron
A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
el cabron by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
power ranger generation
The power ranger generation are the kids born between 1991-1996.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
power ranger generation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
weetabix
Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.
*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*
Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.
*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*
Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?
*robin rides off with his men*
'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!
--Early 90's weetabix advert.
Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.
*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*
Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?
*robin rides off with his men*
'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!
--Early 90's weetabix advert.
weetabix by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004