kung-fu jesus's definitions

superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

sas

Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.

See balls of steel

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

hoorjination

Sleeping with a dutch prostitute

Hoorjination for 20 Euros.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Rage against the machine

(v.) To hide the fact you sold out rather well by saying "Fuck the transnational record company that is paying me lots" and calling it "lyrics".

(n.) 90's band who captivated audiences with catchy tunes and a communist agenda. Those who are not tools of the liberal media will notice that thier lyrics and political ideas are absolute shit, while they are highly marketable because the average metal fan goes through a stage in thier early teens where they believe communism will save the world from the people they hate.

"Fuck the rich coporations" is what the say, but they end it at giving head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

the buzz

Hype, word of mouth.

Ben Affleck-The buzz is indicating this is gonna be big

Jason Mewes- what buzz?

Ben Affleck- the internet buzz

Jason Mewes- what the fuck is the internet?


See the internet

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

EnGuarde!

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004