4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.
Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?
*pause*
girl-ok
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?
*pause*
girl-ok
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.
Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.
Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.
I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence
"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997
Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....
I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence
"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997
Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.
Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004