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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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Ned Kelly

(1854-1880) Infamous Irish-Austrailian bushranger-cum-bank-robber who performed some of the most daring raids in history. He fought the establishment for a republic of Victoria. The last attack he made on the establishment was an attempt to derail a train carrying over 200 police officers. Throughout his time as an outlaw he had become a people's champion. He was a modern-day Robin Hood, and his popularity was such that he thought no-one would betray him.

After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).


Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.

He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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rightista

Anyone who does has an objection to abortion, does not like homosexual marriage or homosexuals ingeneral, anyone who is not an atheist, anyone who does not drive a hybrid, any omnivore etc.
omg white christian homophobe pro-lifer rightistas!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
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League of Nations

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations
The League of nations is long dead.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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After-effects

The after-effects of war are dead bodies and ruined shit.
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smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.
Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day
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arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.
I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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