molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.

Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)

We issue stock using lifo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

animal porn

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.

hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

he-man generation

See masters of the universe generation

I have the power!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004