kung-fu jesus's definitions

drag the water

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.

Drag the waters some more
Like never before...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

all yo family

An extension of yo mama

a: ur a fag
b: ya mutha
a: all yo family

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.

I demand satisfaction, sir.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

so-so

Average. Some good points, some bad points. Overall just passes the time.

Jason X was so-so.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

knock over

(v.) to unstealthily rob.

I know a house you could knock over with some really good stuff in it.

by kung-fu jesus November 7, 2004

holy

(n.) sentence amplifier.
(n.) of religious relevance. Coined by christianity.

HOLY DOG SHIT!

In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost*, amen.

Interchangeable with spirit

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004