Definitions by kung-fu jesus
litigation
To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.
Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.
litigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
cannot think for himself
cannot think for himself by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland
4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.
United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
History book
(n.) literally-A book containing past happenings of significance.
Figuratively the history book is all of what has happened in the past.
Figuratively the history book is all of what has happened in the past.
History book by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
dirty hole
They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.
dirty hole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
viagra
a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs
b) n. a female with the same effect.
b) n. a female with the same effect.
viagra by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
americanism
antonym of Britishism
1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.
2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.
2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.
2) Machine guns----> German
automobiles---> German
computers-----> still not effective
Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.
Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
2) Machine guns----> German
automobiles---> German
computers-----> still not effective
Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.
Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
americanism by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004