Definitions by kung-fu jesus

cannot think for himself 

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.

Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....

cannot think for himself by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

litigation 

To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.

Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.

litigation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

History book 

(n.) literally-A book containing past happenings of significance.

Figuratively the history book is all of what has happened in the past.

The history book on the shelf, it's repeating itself!

History book by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland 

4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.

Third longest country name in the world, eh?

United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

dirty hole

Buggery involving a dirty anus.

They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.

dirty hole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

viagra 

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.

viagra by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

miramax fuck 

One who works for miramax films.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.

miramax fuck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004