molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.

Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

peruse

what you're doing to this definition

peruse my definition list and vote thumbs down on all the words on the first page. Or better still, don't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

operating lease

An operating lease is a short-term lease of fixed assets. After one lesse has returned it, another lesse will quite likely use it. This is recrded in the Trading Profit and loss account for year ended XxXx as an overhead.

Operating leases are short-term, and deal mainly with assets that depreciate slowly.

We have an operating lease on this tractor. We have to return or renew in six months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

i make this look good

I am extremely competant at performing this task or leisure activity and looking relxaed whilst doing it.

Driving with my feet, I make this shit look good!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004