kung-fu jesus's definitions

dancing queen

(n.) Any male, aged 17, who is dancing. Used as an insult and a question of the persons' sexuality.

Well aren't you the little dancing queen, young and sweet, You're only seventeen too.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

That's just retarded

"That was very immature"

"I heard he started drooling in class try pretend to be crazy"

"what a fag"

"that's just retarded"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

respect due

See shout out.

Respect due: me, me, me, me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

rat race

The scramble involved in a city job.

I love the rat race, even if many people do not.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

peruse

what you're doing to this definition

peruse my definition list and vote thumbs down on all the words on the first page. Or better still, don't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

happy hour

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

Harpee

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.

My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004