75

An interstate going from Miami north to Michigan and the Canadian border.

75 is the worst road in America except with a few small mountains in Georgia, Tennessee and Kentucky.

by [e-mail] December 09, 2007

trailer

1. Where whitetrash or thugs often live.

2. Something you see flying past you in a tornado.

I absolutely do not want to live in a trailer--my home actually has a foundation without wheels.

by [e-mail] May 09, 2008

Missouri

The Show-Me State. A state that doesn’t know if it’s Southern or Midwestern. Its 6 million residents are divided in geography, accent and culture. Northern Missouri is flat and similar to the rest of the Midwest while southern Missouri is hilly and in the Ozark region. Ironically, America’s new unofficial country music capital is Branson, near the Arkansas border. People from northern Missouri are considered more Midwestern while Southern Missouri is more Southern. Missouri is the place where North America’s two great rivers meet: The Mississippi and Missouri, near Saint Louis. Kansas City is the largest city but St. Louis is the largest metro area. Ironically both metro areas cross state boundaries. Kansas City is known as a great center of jazz music and barbeque while St. Louis is a major center for the production of beer (Anheiser Bush) and has the Gateway Arch. What’s ironic is that beer and barbeque go together like sex and nicotine. However, both cities are extremely crime-ridden by many comparisons. Some natives include Jessie James, Harry Truman, Walt Disney and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain).

Missouri is a nice, quaint state but has somewhat of an identity crisis.

by [e-mail] November 18, 2007

metrosexual

An insecure "pretty boy" who is trying his dambdest to prove his masculinity even though he loves shopping, is trendy, ALWAYS concerned with his appearance, especially his hair and knows more about women than most gay guys. Some may believe a metrosexual is a homsosexual passing himself off as straight or is on the verge of homosexuality.

A metrosexual, in my opinion, lacks masculinity and needs a hormone shot. He may claim he is straight for the time being but, in reality, is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

howard dean

A former surgeon turned former Governor of Vermont. Gave his famous I-have-a-scream speech in the 2004 Presidential election. "Next, we are going to South Carolina, to Florida, to New york, to Michigan, then to California, to Texas, and then to Washington where we are going to win the election!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The loser is now Chairman of the Democrat National Committee.

howard dean is a selfish, arrogant, out-of-control buthead.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2008

San Jose

The capital of Silicon Valley. The nation's 10th largest city and 3rd largest in California. The city and its suburbs are home to more high-tech and web-based corporations than anywhere else in the United States including HP, Yahoo!, Google, Intel, Macintosh and Cisco. The city has a very high cost of living and is among America's most expensive to live. Although one of America's largest cities, it has a low crime rate and no skyscrapers but has a diverse population, traffic congestion and air pollution.

San Jose is nice if you make mega bucks working in its high-tech corporations but dam if you don't. San Jose would suck for me. I don't have a lot of money and can't stand diversity.

by [e-mail] July 28, 2007

bitch

any female, wheather available or not who is not interested in dating me.

she was a very nice nice girl but was a bitch because she wouldn't date such a neat guy like me.

by [e-mail] August 16, 2007