kristin's definitions

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

kinfolk

old rednecks who cant speak english

aaron is a fucking kinfolk from south carolina

by kristin October 19, 2003

loken

To smoke a blunt and chill afterwards.

That la la la i be smokin, be gettin me right i be loking, them bullshit trees you be rollin, barely give you a buzz, me i get high.......50 Cent on his "Get Rich Or Die Trying." album

by kristin April 5, 2005

Cracky

- a crackhead

you are such a cracky.

by Kristin March 30, 2003

Barnesology

The practice of being a jock sniffing,Oakley wearing,name dropping,Outfield loving,Denali driving,Glavine blowing,acne squeezing, tennis hack, radio DJ,bad actor wannabe.

Steve Barnes of 92.9DAVEFM in Atlanta

by Kristin January 13, 2005