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hook a right

to make a sharp right turn while while driving.

when giving directions:
"Hook a right onto Cleveland, then go 3 miles..."

by Kristin March 14, 2004

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taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

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mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

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A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

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my life everyday

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.

1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl

by Kristin April 15, 2005

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