Definitions by kristin

Platano 

Used to describe a Dominicans dick since they are pretty well known for the "big cocks" or "mandingos"

"Damn ashley, you know Moisse has a platano?"

Platano by kristin April 5, 2005

loken 

To smoke a blunt and chill afterwards.

That la la la i be smokin, be gettin me right i be loking, them bullshit trees you be rollin, barely give you a buzz, me i get high.......50 Cent on his "Get Rich Or Die Trying." album

loken by kristin April 5, 2005

Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge 

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.

"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"

Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge by Kristin March 21, 2005

assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

assmoogle by Kristin March 4, 2005

Barnesology 

The practice of being a jock sniffing,Oakley wearing,name dropping,Outfield loving,Denali driving,Glavine blowing,acne squeezing, tennis hack, radio DJ,bad actor wannabe.

Steve Barnes of 92.9DAVEFM in Atlanta

Barnesology by Kristin January 13, 2005

white squal 

two in the pink one in the stink. similar to the shocker.

richard love to give his dates the white squal. that sick freak!

white squal by Kristin January 5, 2005

hokamama 

A girl who tries to be stylish, but it comes out hokey/lame/corny

"You ain't nothin' but a stupid hokamama."

hokamama by Kristin January 3, 2005