ciao

What Italians say all day long while riding around on scooters.
(def. according to Eddie Izzard)

"Ciao," said the Roman as he revved his cherry red Vespa's motor.

by Krista January 05, 2004

fuhug

A word, devised by Elijah Wood fangirls, that means to simultaneously fuck and hug someone, usually Elijah Wood.

I REALLY wanna fuhug Elijah 'cos he's one sexy beast!

by Krista November 16, 2003

Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

by Krista November 30, 2004

metro sexual

A man who spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.

Carson Daly

by Krista December 18, 2003

Alowack

A Person who is addicted to Alcohol Weed and Crack All at once

Person One: Wow I saw Boris last weekend at that keg party, he has turned into such an alowack
Person Two: My aunt is an Alowack!
Person Three: What is an Alowack?
Person One: A person who does alcohol, weed and crack
Person Three: I guess that makes me an Alowack

by Krista February 23, 2004

cooter doctor

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

by Krista July 14, 2004

squinchy

feeling associated with a tight, stinging need to defecate

She had such a squinchy feeling that she thought she had soiled herself.

by Krista December 14, 2004