the 69 eyes

a finnish goth rock/industrial band from finland

wow, i totally dig the new song by the 69 eyes

by kris January 03, 2004

mishkin

A thing that programs games.

The mishkin just programmed us some pear shooting guns. I hope it adds the super advanced feature soon.

by Kris January 30, 2004

ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

by kris April 21, 2005

Shiznizzle

Something you say when you have no comments available.
Also a term commonly used by Shawn.

'Look at that fatty'
"Shiznizzle"

by Kris April 02, 2003

Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.

Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."

by Kris April 29, 2011

Ahft

oh fuck it. oh forget it. whatever. fuck off. noone knows/cares. im demented.

Person 1: I'm konfuked.(look up term), Person2: AHFT. nevermind

by Kris July 14, 2003

possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.

My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.

by Kris September 29, 2004